A SNAKE that should've bitten off its' END!

GREEN SNAKE (Chinese Title: Ching Se) is a film that explores the notions of love, lust and 'human' compassion. You would think it...

Natalie Portman SOARS!

I'll keep this short, because the element of surprise will contribute GREATLY to your viewing experience of BLACK SWAN. This is a su...

HAUNTING! HAUNTING! HAUNTING!

DANCER IN THE DARK is a psychological drama that leaves its audience feeling psychotic. It is unforgettably haunting. I was excited to v...

The Tourist

GREETINGS everyone... It's almost 2011. SO! HAPPY NEW YEAR! Remember to have fun, BUT also to not procrastinate. Anyways, I spent 103...

Despicable ME!

Comical, but is it too funny? Now, you're probably sitting there with a WTF expression-let me explain. There are films that are ...

Easy A!

Most comedies these days (especially teen-com) are funny, but STUPID. The only reason they're funny is because they're so ridiculo...

SALTY and DELICIOUS!

A 'DIFFERENT' action-flick that is MYSTERIOUSLY SEXY and STRANGELY ENTERTAINING! I'm sure, by now, you are all aware of m...

OUTRAGEOUSLY MIND-BLOWING!

INCEPTIONALLY EXCITING AND EXTRAVAGANTLY SURREAL! GREAT directing, MAGNIFICENT art directions, MARVELLOUS visual effects, WELL-BALANC...

KILLERS!

I'd like to officially announce that I will be cutting down on the CAPS by 50%... it seems they're freaking everyone out! This ma...

A Frozen Flower

A daring KOREAN film that is extraordinarily and unconventionally elegant. The story is set in the GORYEO dynasty of KOREA, and is centr...

KATY IN CANDYLAND!

FORGET WONDERLAND, CANDYLAND IS ANIMATED... AND SEXY! I'm one of those rare creatures that 'got over' THE PERRY, but my god ...

FLESHY! A little TOO MUCH?

It has been agesssssssss since the GAGA released her RAUNCHY FLESHY new mv, ALEJANDRO. But of course, it's still MASSIVELY CONTROVERSI...

Not enough sex?

SEX AND THE CITY 2 is just a cash-driven sequel, it has neither sex nor the city! I'm not a fan of the tv show, but I loveeee the fi...

Cruise and Diaz.

Since we're already 'discussing' ME... wouldn't hurt to know another thing... would it? (your cue for 'of course not...

LOST IN WONDERLAND

WELL HELLO! I'm feeling kinda drunk right now, which is why I decided to make a blog! I used to hate blogs, well I still kinda do. I kno...