Cavi-AH!

So, today, there was this MASSIVE horse race in Australia - the BTC Cup - and I'm sure you're all shocked that I even know what horse-racing is... well, hehe. My point is that the participating horses have rather interesting names; who names their horse Black Caviar... or Sea Siren for that matter?

Now, I know caviar doesn't strike a chord with some people, but I love it and I have adapted a rather *strange* way of pronouncing the word (refer to title). All innuendos intended. As for sea siren, who doesn't love gorgeous water spirits, whom seduce men and masticate their carcasses?

See, even Brad Pitt can't resist them!

http://asg.animatedheroes.com/albums/sinbad/Sinbad_siren.jpg 

So, although I'd love to depart from our theme of seduction,I simply cannot! My apologies. I mean, I wore a red tie to work today, not saying that I intended to seduce anyone... moving on!

Today's post will be featuring some of the most alluring seductresses and seducers of le cinema.




First up is Red Eye's Cilian Murphy.

A match made in heaven... pun intended 'cause they're on an airplane.

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10600000/Jack-Rippner-red-eye-cillian-murphy-10604866-1114-717.jpg

Sorry... I can't help myself!

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/10800000/Red-Eye-cillian-murphy-10831368-400-300.jpg

Penelope Cruz with her velvety corset, in Nine, is to sexy to omit.

http://www.cinemaisdope.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Penelope_Cruz_Nine_B.png




Vincent Cassel - Black Swan

Seduce me, seduce me, seduce me... 

https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4iePrreCHxSd6DMpmOZSmHRP75nDjjA-Kk3Ugq7G0Oig_Ma2VscyXkktow6nYI52w4g3JoRRFF8KsyfUVWyt0eYbZGG0rv9LLnvgVDWavbUyg00VsHMnpap_1OwiXj_9aoQWrf048rj8/s1600/cassel.jpg




And the Black Swan herself, Mila Kunis.

http://cdn.screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/Mila-Kunis-in-Black-Swan.jpg

Henry Cavill - The Tudors series

*Stares* at his... SWORD! 

http://madameguillotine.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/tumblr_kyvdhh6fhq1qb850do1_500.jpg

And where would my list be without Beowulf's Mama Jolie.

Oh that infamous, smoky look.  

http://www.binarymoon.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/beowulf_1.jpg

Need I comment?

http://mimg.ugo.com/200811/15586/grendels-mother.jpg

Michael Fassbender - Shame

I know he DOESN'T really have a choice, he's just really good at... IT.  

http://www.toimg.net/managed/images/10177901/w482/h298/image.jpg

Love portraits 'cause you can make 'em EXTRA-large. Although some things still look massive on a tiny computer screen, hehe!

http://edgeoftheframe.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/michael_fassbender_shame_edgy.jpg

Melissa McCarthy - Bridesmaids

*You want to get back in the restroom and not rest?*

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/g-ent-Melissa_McCarthy.380;380;7;70.jpg

Marlon Brando - A Streetcar Named Desire

He IS the epitome of DESIRE.

http://edu.glogster.com/media/3/9/82/31/9823172.jpg

Tell me about HOT and STEAMY!

http://www.altfg.com/Stars/photo-actors-m/marlon-brando-vivien-leigh-a-streetcar-named-desire.jpg

Nicole Kidman - Moulin Rouge

I love a little *poetry* before supper...

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Moulin-Rouge-moulin-rouge-11382638-2560-1712.jpg

http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/11300000/Moulin-Rouge-moulin-rouge-11382638-2560-1712.jpg

Jude Law as the infamous playboy Alfie/himself.

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSUIcFs6YVf7e2hRQInODJczJmnU_x0qDJSmtN_HG6ANVyp4Dm3Lw

Marilyn Monroe - Some Like It Hot

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2615/3731056041_25dfbfaa8b.jpg

AND I would be killed if I omitted sex god Brad Pitt... Fight Club.

*Swoons*

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MQVU_hIZHCg/TOpK_Lcmr1I/AAAAAAAAEF4/qgOWGfthZRg/s1600/tumblr_l9s1t2yoCs1qbau40o1_500_large.jpg

Before Jolie's legs graced the screen, Mrs. Robison (Bancroft), The Graduate, showed us how it was done. 

http://studiocanalcollection.com/system/attachments/product_medias/168/image/large_Pic3.jpg

Russel Crow - L.A. Confidential

He knows how to scrub... 

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkm1x094DO1qi5uyeo1_500.jpg

Lolita (Sue Lyon) is one naughty, little girl.

http://www.betterlivingthroughbeowulf.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/lolita-3.jpg

Mark Wahlberg - Fear; dedicated to A.F.

Yeah, Amy has a strange fetish for psychopaths

http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/wahlberg_fear.jpg

And to wrap it up... the ever-so enigmatic Helena Bonham Carter in Fight Club.

http://www.entertainmentgeekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Marla-FightClub.png

P.S. I KNOW I omitted quite a few notorious seductresses/seducers, next time... next time...