Dark Shadows

Another Tim Burton spectacle. It may not be pleasing critics, but it sure will do damn fine at the box office... that's how Burton operates nowadays *cough Alice In Wonderland cough*. I actually don't know what to say, and I will RESERVE judgement until I have seen it... AS DIFFICULT as that may be!!!

So, keep reading, this post will celebrate the film's art directions and its fantabulous cast! I shan't TRASH.

Strangely sexy.

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2012/03/15/dark-shadows-depp.jpg

YES! Seduce me, seduce me, seduce me...

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Work it, Mama Helena!

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I've never found Johnny Depp so attractive, talk about getting your teeth into it!

http://www.trbimg.com/img-4fa9999c/turbine/redeye-dark-shadows-review-20120508-001/600

Sorry, Johnny, but you're being upstaged here!

http://www.blogofdarkshadows.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Dark-Shadows-Barnabas-at-Collinwood.jpg

And to finish... another splash of red!

*I'm bringing the sexy back, them other *itches don't know how to act* 

http://new.philstar.com/content/articles/800621/PSent_evagreen.jpg

I know this isn't a splash of red, but it's making me see red! 

THAT'S MY POSE!

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P.S. *itch is up for personal interpretation! Love y'all.