KILLERS!

I'd like to officially announce that I will be cutting down on the CAPS by 50%... it seems they're freaking everyone out! This may not seem like a lot, but ANGE JOLIE'S SALT IS COMING OUT SOON and...

Anyway, today's all about KATHERINE HEIGL and ASHTON KUTCHER's KILLERS.

KILLERS is not good, but what it does have are moments and decent one-liners.

I say this with most of the passion of my humanity... the script SUCKS! It tries so hard to be witty, and naturally... it fails. It hardly builds ANY characters and well, I don't know what to call it. It doesn't exactly feel like a film script, which MAY BE its' saving grace. Clearly, the film makers understand that if you can't make it SWEET let's just make it SHORT anyway.

It STRUGGLES, but it manages to be entertaining. There are little 'moments' everywhere and there is a handful of decent one-liners... little fragments of decency in a piece of ... The action sequences are OK, but they don't look very pro or expensive. Ashton Kutcher, I believe is a wrong choice. He's not an action pro and has no potential to be one... and his 'GORGEOUS' physiques are not exploited enough.

KATHERINE HEIGL'S CHARMS AND CHARISMA are also left unexploited leaving her awkward and not-that-relatable. Luckily for both of them... this film is in NO WAY a serious action film or a serious anything. And there are hardly any sparks between the leads.

I'm going to take my own advice now and finish this. NOT a movie to watch at the cinemas, but may be fun if u switch off your 'LIGHT BULB', dive into some popcorns and watch it mindlessly with your buddies. If not anything you can always laugh at the awkwardness.

P.S. CAN'T BELIEVE KATHERINE HEIGL LEFT GREY'S ANATOMY AND MAKES A FILM LIKE THIS!