KATY IN CANDYLAND!

FORGET WONDERLAND, CANDYLAND IS ANIMATED... AND SEXY!

I'm one of those rare creatures that 'got over' THE PERRY, but my god WAS I WRONGGGG! Her CALIFORNIA GURLS MV is simply and blissfully WONDERFUL.

VIIIII-BBRRRRRRRR-ANTTTTTTTTTT is all I really need to say. KATY blends SNOOP DOGG, EXOTIC GURLS and a GAZILLION COLOURS... the result... PURE FUN! And where would an MV be with no SEXUAL undertone. The MEGASTAR is, let's say, SLIGHTLY naked for some time; at one point, she even squirts white CREAM out of cans-thingy (WHILST they're attached to the chest area of her 'DRESS') ...

Well... if you HAVE it FLAUNT it!

The vid gets more NODS for the little touch of HUMOUR... KATY is great as a SEXIFIED ALICE and THE DOGG is just as charming in his role as the PLAYAAA...

Bottomline... the vid is CHEERRRRYYY AND BRILLIANTLY CANDILICIOUSSSSSSSSS! Quite classy toooo... nothing like an ad. for candiessss.

FLESHY! A little TOO MUCH?

It has been agesssssssss since the GAGA released her RAUNCHY FLESHY new mv, ALEJANDRO. But of course, it's still MASSIVELY CONTROVERSIAL. It is without doubt the most NAKED mv to date. I'm sure quite a few jaws dropped watching it, but really, it's expected. It's THE GAGA we're talking 'bout. HOW ELSE would she TOPPPPP the TELEPHONE MV!? Seriously, she's got a SUPER-ULTRA-AHHHHHH REP to keep up here. It's hard being A FREAK, soooo imagine how hard it would to be AN EXTRAVAGANTLY POPULAR FREAK!!!

Well personally, I really did feel the HEAT watching it... but whether or not it was TOO HOT... I DON'T KNOW! It was DEFINITELY ARTSY... she had a FUNERAL FOR HER HEART and there were Russian looking dudes in SKANKY UNIFORM... and I MEAN SKANKY! It took me a few views BEFORE I got the scope of it. The cinematography looked GREAT and all, but in the end I don't know if I LIKE IT... but I do love THE CHOREOGRAPHY!

Her LATEX PRIEST ROBE AND GUN BRAS-LOL! And the woman KNOWS how to choose HER MEN... HEHE.

SO... It was definitely WOW and GAGA has once again DRAGGED THE BOUNDARY into ... TERRITORIES. Truly GAGALICIOUS!

P.S. I'm actually using paragraphs now because ONE OF MY AWESOME NERD FRIENDS advised me TOOOOOOOOO... WOOOOOOOOOH

Not enough sex?

SEX AND THE CITY 2 is just a cash-driven sequel, it has neither sex nor the city!

I'm not a fan of the tv show, but I loveeee the first film. It's charming, sweet and hilarious.

The sequel, however, is lost in the mist of glitz and glamour, and it's stuck in a plot that is over-stretched over two hours or so. It doesn't have that charm and charisma that made the first film so deriliously sexy. It resorts to frivolous humour that is simply... not that funny. Regardless, it does manage to somehow make me laugh out loud (towards the end).

The acting is just not genuine enough. Even Cynthia NIXON (Miranda), who is a brilliant actress, is absolutely 1-D. I blame the script. Sarah Jessica PARKER (Carrie) is the only one that actually has a character to work with, and her storyline is the only one that is even remotely stimulating.

The SCRIPT ABSOLUTELY SUCKS! I love these four women, but what the film shows is the superficial covers of these lovable characters. No empathy here! It lacks substance, but my god, it also lacks SEX! For heaven's sake, the damn word is in the title! The action it does have is HOT!

The actors that appear are definite crowd-pleaser.

Liza MINELLI's rendition of SINGLE LADIES is simply diva-listic, even though her face doesn't even look like it's really attached to her. Plastic surgeries aside... it's a good popcorn flick (HUUHHHHUUHU) that's not to be taken seriously. Try to have as much fun with it as you could, plus Carrie's 'marriage problems' are quite interesting.

P.S. Carrie doesn't have one proper sex scene in the film... no wonder she's having 'marriage problems'! And yeah, the fashion is still great!!!

Cruise and Diaz.

Since we're already 'discussing' ME... wouldn't hurt to know another thing... would it? (your cue for 'of course not') Anyway, I LOVE FILMSSSS. Well... decent ones. AND I ADORE CAMERON DIAZ! She is STUNNINGLY SEXY... even if she is being plagued by deep DARK wrinkles. I was never into Cruise, but he is exaggeratedly charming in this film. And yes he has a pimple near his nose and he looks OLD, but my god his body is TO-DIE-FOR! THEY BLAST the screen with their EXPLOSIVE CHEMISTRY and is HILARIOUSLY SASSY as a couple. Being plagued by FILM STUDIES, I tried to analyse it. STUPID! It is pure SUMMER fun, so if you want to actually ENJOY-just ENJOY! So, now I wanna watch it again... so that i can actually FULLY ENJOY!

P.S. Those critics who keeps blabbing about the DEGRADATION OF QUALITY in summer entertainment... GET A LIFE! OR MAYBE A STRESS BALL!

LOST IN WONDERLAND

WELL HELLO! I'm feeling kinda drunk right now, which is why I decided to make a blog! I used to hate blogs, well I still kinda do. I know this dude that makes his blog like a funeral-home thingy, which is kinda stupid right! I know blogs are for venting and what not, but c'mon we don't want to read post after post of depression and stress. Which is why I only read one of his post and left him a comment, learn how to write buddy! Which is really kinda hypocriticalistic, cause here i am-almost 2 in the morning, writing like a druken idiot. JUST TO CLARIFY, I DON'T DRINK! I just feel drugged, like seriously, I feel like i'm drugged with happy gas or something. Let's pick one topic and stay on that... ME. Okay, I'm pretty up myself and I'm totally self-centred... like I almost love myself. AHAHAHHA, horrible thing to say! But I am. I just get this weird feeling when I'm not in charge and I am addicted to attention. I'm all about fun and games... so if people actually bother to read this... IT WILL BE FUN! SO IF YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A PAGE OF TRAUMA AND MORE TRAUMA... NOT HERE! Hehe... did I run everyone off yet... well GOOD MORNING!